Tight Tights!!!

Wait you ready??? Here's another video!!! This is from the movie Robin Hood Men In Tights, and well.....here.

Lalalalalaaaa

Okay, I saw something funny again...I know I know, it's rude to make fun of people...BUT IT'S JUST SO FUN!!!! Okay here's what I saw, wait let me start from the beginning. Today was my first Volleyball practice, if you know me then your probably wondering how it went.....and for your information, this is one sport I can actually do!!!!! Amazing right???...Well after that we had to run a few errands...and while I was sitting in the car, waiting for my mom, I saw the most awesome thing...There was this really HUGE gruff guy walking out of the place....I mean Harley Davidson shirt and everything...But I noticed something, he was holding his shirt really weird...like he had a gun or something, which was my first thought, but then, I saw it wiggle (which really freaked me out) But wait there's more!!...All the sudden a head popped out!!! It was a Chihuahua!!!!!! (which I think should be spelled Chiwawa)

It was so cute!!!! And so out of place!!!!

And This Is My Assistant, Donut Holestein....

I saw something the other day that intrigued me...There was this man, at a grocery store..cough cough Publix...he had a hair net on....HE WAS BALD!!!!....And yet he still wore it....Did he believe that it would just sprout randomly, and fly into the food he was preparing???? It was an amazing sight to me...I almost screamed "HE'S BALD" but refrained, due to the fact he was standing right in front of me....So I held my outburst inside...well maybe I said something quietly to my Dad....who coincidentally works there....But in all the excitement, one very serious thing stuck out to me.....HE HAD NO HAIR, AND WAS WEARING A HAIR NET!!!!!!!

Hahaha Again!

Okay I have found a new love of posting videos on here......So this is from another one of my favorite movies: Princess Bride, yes. I know you've heard of it (I believe everyone has)(or should) So sense I have run out of things to say...Without further audie...here it is:

The Pellet With The Poison's In The Vessel With The Pestle, The Chalice From The Palace Has The Brew That Is True.

Wow! That's a really long title! It is a line from one of my favorite movies, The Court Jester!!! (pause for applause) This movie is hilarious! It takes him so long to learn that line...almost as long as it took for me to learn the emoticon monkey...but that's a whole other story. This movie is kind of a Robin Hood tale, it's about this guy who used to be a circus performer, who is undercover as a court jester (hence the title) because the "King" who is not really king (hence the quotation marks) has taken over the throne by killing the royal family (well almost). The only one who will stand up to him is a band in the forest, The Black Fox..but anyways it's a long story, and to hear the rest I guess you'll just have to watch it. And so I will end here with a short (okay long) clip from the movie.....



PS: Sorry it cut off a bit of the screen.

AWFUL HOUSE

And again I shall talk about something in which I abhor most.......the dreaded WAFFLE HOUSE~shiver~ This restaurant is most likely the worst place in the world......YUCK!!!!!!....Unwashed Plates.....Terrible Food.....and Horrible Neon Signs, that never have the same color squares...NEVER!!!!!! Not once have I ever seen a Waffle House sign with the same color yellow! How is that possible?....Not even one!!!!! And they're Everywhere, at every exit, in every state, nationwide!!!!!!!....."Okay calm down".........You may disagree with me, but there it is the simple truth, WAFFLE HOUSE is the worst, most horrible, nasty, disgusting, beastly, dirty, disagreeable, filthy, gross, grubby, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sickening, unappetizing, place on the planet! And exactly why it is nicknamed (by me): AWFUL HOUSE.

My Past, My Present and My Future

Well....I have nothing to write...again....so I guess I'll choose a subject I'm very familiar with...MY LIFE!!!!...Okay about two years ago my big bro broke his leg playing hockey....yeah...broken femur=bad memories. Then when he got cleared to play hockey again, our house burned down.......that was really a bummer, we lost everything, and it started in my room. I remember sitting at my friends house a few days later and thinking Was it all a bad dream??? Did that really happen???....it really came as a shock...I mean....wow. We had to live at our friends house for nine months...yeah life wasn't too easy then. But I can see where God had his hand in it, with the firemen pulling my bro's hockey bag out of the fire so he could play the next day, and that we weren't in the house when it caught fire. God pulled us through and blessed us with a beautiful house, and he even saved our big fat cat, I remember we walked up to see a HUGE fireman giving oxygen to him in the driveway. I think it's amazing that you can spend your whole life collecting stuff, and then it be gone in an instant. Thinking about it now, I have nothing I really just have to have (well maybe my purse...)(jk). No matter what I've been through, God has helped me. Now don't think I want to go through that again, but I know now that whatever happens in the future, I have God on my side, and that's all I need.